December 2011
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Spent the last two days eating and drinking just like everyone else. However Boxing Day buffet has been moved to today. GUTTED ON EVERYONE ELSE!
Boxing day buffet is what dreams are made of.
Today my mum said I look like a certain actress.
I just googled her.
She is BANGIN!
Standard mum comment.
Casually trying to hide the fact that I'm drunk as...
But my hair looks really great so its fine.
Ever worked in a toy shop at christmas?
Don’t.
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Just bought a printer £70 cheaper than it should...
The catch? I have no software or instructions.
Oh.
Preeeeetty certain.
That there’s a Brand New vinyl waiting for me at the post office.
I don’t have a record player
I don’t collect vinyl
I’m not a major Brand New fan
The fuck am I meant to do with it?
Home alone.
Means I don’t get pissed off every five minutes and I can sing really loud.
I give it 3 hours untill a shit 'clothing company'...
This is the best fort.
But everyone just left so now it’s just sad and lonely. Wasted fort.
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Last night.
I saw Monty. That was bangin. I watched Heights. That was bangin. I watched Tek One. That was pretty bangin. I watched Balance and Composure. They were dull to watch but sounded bangin. I watched Title Fight. That was bangin.
My cunt housemate won't stop drumming on his gay...
Fuck offffffff.
